All Cake and No Clothes

Title: The Dog Ate My Microdots (1302 words)
Author: Liadt
Fandom: Callan, Doctor Who
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: None thank you very much.
Characters:David Callan, Hunter (Callan's Boss), The Tenth Doctor
Additional Tags: Cake fic, cake
Summary: Why is there a man naked, except for a cape, covered in cake chained to somebody else in Hunter's office?
It all makes perfect sense to Hunter. Callan is not convinced.

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