Those Pesky Cake!Fic Bunnies

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I'm sure a lot of us have gone 'Oh that pairing would be AMAZING' but can't write them properly, right? So... here's my idea. Why not have a post (this one) where people can put up their bunnies for others to write?

I'd suggest anyone who does eventually write them links back to the person's comment so they can find it.

I'll get us started.

James T. Kirk, naked save for a hat, covered with fruitcake, and chained to Jean-Luc Picard.

and yes, this did come off the cake!fic randomiser, which I want to write but I can't slash (even slightly) worth a damn so.... there you go. I'll add the prompts to the post as and when they come.

Other Prompts:

lost_spook: Sarah Jane Smith, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with gingerbread, and chained to Fox Mulder

lost_spook: Clyde Langer, naked save for a nightgown, covered with battenberg cake, and chained to Dayna Mellanby

lost_spook: Tegan Jovanka, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with pavlova, and chained to Fifth Doctor

oonaseckar: a little bit of a technical challenge... perhaps the Big Bang Theory guys working on it as a Space Shuttle project in a fic... I'm not sure why they'd need a cake-suit on the Shuttle, but OTOH why not? Amy Farrah Fowler finally wearing it, chained to Penny wearing nothing but a cherry on top.

oonaseckar: if anyone felt like writing a (2013) Tomorrow People cake!fic... Russell and Cara, handcuffed together with Ultra powers-disabling cuffs. Which is bad enough, but it's kind of a disaster. Because, between them, they were carrying either Stephen or John's birthday cake! And unless they can slip the cuffs, it's going to be too late for the party! I guess they could either have a mishap and wind up covered in cake, or disable the cuffs and send the cake travelling through space to get to the underground lair, right...If you wanted to make it a slashy Russell/John that would also be cool...

Comments

[oonaseckar.livejournal.com]

But what are the actual practicalities of covering him with fruitcake, does it involve apricot jam and marzipan? I can't see it being stable for locomotion without some heavy-duty geek intervention... Can Tony Stark visit from another universe and come up with some workaround to make it non-crumbly and hold together? Like a hi-fructose Iron Man suit... Cake-Man... I dunno. It's been a tough morning thus far is all I can say.

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming they got into a cake fight to be honest....

[oonaseckar.livejournal.com]

Pelted with it, huh? That does make more sense tbh... And J-LP eating it off him, right...

That's okay unless you really hate marzipan.

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

It seems like the kind of thing Kirk and Picard'd do....

LOL right?

[oonaseckar.livejournal.com]

Oh man, if anyone felt like writing a (2013) Tomorrow People cake!fic... Russell and Cara, handcuffed together with Ultra powers-disabling cuffs. Which is bad enough, but it's kind of a disaster. Because, between them, they were carrying either Stephen or John's birthday cake! And unless they can slip the cuffs, it's going to be too late for the party! I guess they could either have a mishap and wind up covered in cake, or disable the cuffs and send the cake travelling through space to get to the underground lair, right...

If you wanted to make it a slashy Russell/John that would also be cool...

[clocketpatch]

I think that the idea of a Cake-Man suit would be a great plot device for cake!fic in general...

[oonaseckar.livejournal.com]

If a little bit of a technical challenge... perhaps the Big Bang Theory guys working on it as a Space Shuttle project in a fic... I'm not sure why they'd need a cake-suit on the Shuttle, but OTOH why not?

Amy Farrah Fowler finally wearing it, chained to Penny wearing nothing but a cherry on top.

I dunno... I just got up okay, it's still early morning for me...

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

... I'd be up for this... you never know, might even write it.

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

... I'll add it to our list then :)

[thisbluespirit]

I liked quite a few of my odd randomly generated ones I found, but these particularly:

Sarah Jane Smith, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with gingerbread, and chained to Fox Mulder

Clyde Langer, naked save for a nightgown, covered with battenberg cake, and chained to Dayna Mellanby

Tegan Jovanka, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with pavlova, and chained to Fifth Doctor

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

LOL, I might have to steal Tegan and Fivey....

[oonaseckar.livejournal.com]

Yayyy! I'm sure Penny likes fruitcake hem hem...

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

Penny IS a fruitcake I mean....

[oonaseckar.livejournal.com]

Penny is a honey!

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

She is but... she is a bit crazy, bless her.