ext_26131 ([identity profile] femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] cakefic2014-04-22 12:49 pm
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Those Pesky Cake!Fic Bunnies

Okay, so I'm sure a lot of us have gone 'Oh that pairing would be AMAZING' but can't write them properly, right? So... here's my idea. Why not have a post (this one) where people can put up their bunnies for others to write?

I'd suggest anyone who does eventually write them links back to the person's comment so they can find it.

I'll get us started.

James T. Kirk, naked save for a hat, covered with fruitcake, and chained to Jean-Luc Picard.

and yes, this did come off the cake!fic randomiser, which I want to write but I can't slash (even slightly) worth a damn so.... there you go. I'll add the prompts to the post as and when they come.

Other Prompts:

lost_spook: Sarah Jane Smith, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with gingerbread, and chained to Fox Mulder

lost_spook: Clyde Langer, naked save for a nightgown, covered with battenberg cake, and chained to Dayna Mellanby

lost_spook: Tegan Jovanka, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with pavlova, and chained to Fifth Doctor

oonaseckar: a little bit of a technical challenge... perhaps the Big Bang Theory guys working on it as a Space Shuttle project in a fic... I'm not sure why they'd need a cake-suit on the Shuttle, but OTOH why not? Amy Farrah Fowler finally wearing it, chained to Penny wearing nothing but a cherry on top.

oonaseckar: if anyone felt like writing a (2013) Tomorrow People cake!fic... Russell and Cara, handcuffed together with Ultra powers-disabling cuffs. Which is bad enough, but it's kind of a disaster. Because, between them, they were carrying either Stephen or John's birthday cake! And unless they can slip the cuffs, it's going to be too late for the party! I guess they could either have a mishap and wind up covered in cake, or disable the cuffs and send the cake travelling through space to get to the underground lair, right...If you wanted to make it a slashy Russell/John that would also be cool...
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[identity profile] oonaseckar.livejournal.com 2014-04-22 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
But what are the actual practicalities of covering him with fruitcake, does it involve apricot jam and marzipan? I can't see it being stable for locomotion without some heavy-duty geek intervention... Can Tony Stark visit from another universe and come up with some workaround to make it non-crumbly and hold together? Like a hi-fructose Iron Man suit... Cake-Man... I dunno. It's been a tough morning thus far is all I can say.

[identity profile] femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com 2014-04-22 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm assuming they got into a cake fight to be honest....

[identity profile] oonaseckar.livejournal.com 2014-04-22 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Pelted with it, huh? That does make more sense tbh... And J-LP eating it off him, right...

That's okay unless you really hate marzipan.

[identity profile] femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com 2014-04-22 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems like the kind of thing Kirk and Picard'd do....

LOL right?

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[personal profile] clocketpatch 2014-04-23 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I think that the idea of a Cake-Man suit would be a great plot device for cake!fic in general...

[identity profile] oonaseckar.livejournal.com 2014-04-23 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
If a little bit of a technical challenge... perhaps the Big Bang Theory guys working on it as a Space Shuttle project in a fic... I'm not sure why they'd need a cake-suit on the Shuttle, but OTOH why not?

Amy Farrah Fowler finally wearing it, chained to Penny wearing nothing but a cherry on top.

I dunno... I just got up okay, it's still early morning for me...

[identity profile] femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com 2014-04-23 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'd be up for this... you never know, might even write it.

[identity profile] oonaseckar.livejournal.com 2014-04-23 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yayyy! I'm sure Penny likes fruitcake hem hem...

[identity profile] femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com 2014-04-23 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Penny IS a fruitcake I mean....

[identity profile] femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com 2014-04-23 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
She is but... she is a bit crazy, bless her.

[identity profile] femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com 2014-04-23 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'll add it to our list then :)

[identity profile] oonaseckar.livejournal.com 2014-04-22 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, if anyone felt like writing a (2013) Tomorrow People cake!fic... Russell and Cara, handcuffed together with Ultra powers-disabling cuffs. Which is bad enough, but it's kind of a disaster. Because, between them, they were carrying either Stephen or John's birthday cake! And unless they can slip the cuffs, it's going to be too late for the party! I guess they could either have a mishap and wind up covered in cake, or disable the cuffs and send the cake travelling through space to get to the underground lair, right...

If you wanted to make it a slashy Russell/John that would also be cool...
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2014-04-23 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I liked quite a few of my odd randomly generated ones I found, but these particularly:

Sarah Jane Smith, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with gingerbread, and chained to Fox Mulder

Clyde Langer, naked save for a nightgown, covered with battenberg cake, and chained to Dayna Mellanby

Tegan Jovanka, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with pavlova, and chained to Fifth Doctor

[identity profile] femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com 2014-04-23 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, I might have to steal Tegan and Fivey....
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